Showing posts with label geriatric gunslinger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label geriatric gunslinger. Show all posts

September 15, 2008

Patriots Game 2 Twitter



Patriots slog out a satisfying win against the team the chattering classes and greying blue jeans wearers had picked to win the AFC East.  More thoughts:


-  Matt Cassel starts his first football game since humans wrestled saber-toothed tigers and skinned wooly mammoths .  And he was solidly efficient, completing 16 of 23 for 165 yards with no interceptions.


-  The Geriatric Gunslinger had comparable numbers, with the exception of one of his signature game-changing interceptions.  


-  Although he only racked up 65 yards, LaMont Jordan looked fantasticCompared to Laurence Maroney, who does more tiptoeing at the line of scrimmage than Fred Astaire,  Jordan's straight-ahead, run-over-fools style was refreshing.


-  Adalius Thomas is not content with sacking just one man.   When he throws old men to the turf, he does so in bunches.


-  Jerod Mayo plays a solid game with seven tackles.  Can we please now bury the phrase "aging linebacker corps"?


-  Not only did Gostkowski kick four field goals, he also launched five kickoffs into the Jets end zone for touchbacks.  Is it too early to start saying Steve for MVP?


September 10, 2008

The Brady-pocalypse



Ask any doctor who performs surgeries on torn ACLs and they will tell you that the knee is essentially like a plate overcooked spaghetti wrapped in tissue paper.  In other words, its a flimsy tasty meal.


Its not surprising then, that knee injuries are a plague on the NFL.  Of course, we've all heard of Tom Brady.  More on that in a moment.  But did you know that Jacksonville's Vince Manuwai, Arizona's Al Johnson, San Diego's Shawne Merriman, and Seattle's Nate Burleson, and all went down to season ending knee injuries last week?  


At this rate, 85 NFL players will suffer ligament tears and rips over the course of the season.  Note to parents everywhere - encourage your kids to become doctors not interior linemen.


Returning to Brady, this is obviously bad for the Patriots.  They are not the same team without Brady under center.  Whatever happens, Brady will always be my QB in tight pants.  But how bad of a blow this is  to the 2008 season depends on a whole bunch of things - things like "the system" and "Belichick's genius" and "Matt Cassel", who you may have heard the first ten thousand times it was mentioned "hasn't started a meaningful football game since high school."


Lost in all the fury is the fact that the Patriots still have Randy Moss and Wes Welker.  They still have pro-bowlers Matt Light, Logan Mankins, and Dan Koppen on the offensive line.  They still have the easiest schedule in the NFL.  They still were eighth in league last week in terms of Football Outsiders defense-adjusted value over average.  


And I am still not sold on the alternatives in the AFC East.  The New York media is high on the Jets simply because Brett "The Geriatric Gunslinger" Farve threw two dangerous wild heaves up into the air that just happened to be caught for improbable touchdowns.  And the Jets still almost lost, to the hapless Dolphins.


What about the AFC writ large?  The Colts, Chargers, and Jaguars all looked terrible.  The Steelers are a flashy pick after their manhandling of the Texans.  But I would make two observations:  (1) they beat the Texans who play like my grandmother in pads and (2) the Steelers still have the toughest schedule in the league - they have to face twelve teams with winning records including eight former playoff teams.  The season is young.


American's love their sports heros, but in the end,  football is largely a team sport.  You put any average quarterback behind an offensive line full of pro-bowlers and give him a plethora of  pro-bowl targets at wide receiver and they are going to look a heck of a lot  better.   


And as Cold, Hard Football Facts pointed out, a number of teams have rebounded from a devastating injury to their franchise quarterback.   Teams like the 1999 Rams or the 2001 Patriots.  Remember those guys?  I think they won a shiny phallus with a silver plated football on top.


Bottom line: expect a slide, but the Patriots season is not turning and turning in the widening gyre.