May 29, 2008

Batshit Update



Julian Tavarez pitched a scoreless eight inning Tuesday night for the Brewers.   Said Batshit:  "It doesn't matter if I'm a long man, a setup man, a closer. As long as we play ball, I don't care what role that I am."  

Apparently, this enthusiasm for the game doesn't apply to his post-season accomplishments.  Tavarez reportedly left his $20,000 World Series Ring "somewhere" back at Fenway.   Batshit clarified:  "They are going to mail to me, I'm sure."  

Assuming Gagne ever recovers from rotator cuff tendinitis, there is the distinct possibility that the Brewers could sending the one-two punch of  Batshit and Captain Blownsavebeard out of the pen.

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